I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: For the record, it is better to have RoyleBuffDaddy play one day than to have never played last week at all. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but RoyleBuffDaddy not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 19 days!!
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn RoyleBuffDaddy in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.
18 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
I have now endured 17 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... RoyleBuffDaddy? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
Is this thing on? RoyleBuffDaddy, where the heck are you?
If I was a dog, RoyleBuffDaddy would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
Here I sit broken hearted... RoyleBuffDaddy has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. RoyleBuffDaddy is the only one that can give me what I need!
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about RoyleBuffDaddy in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 9 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet RoyleBuffDaddy is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since RoyleBuffDaddy never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
It has been 6 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see RoyleBuffDaddy out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
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