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shattrdOblivion's Xbox - Aug 27 2008

shattrdOblivion must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 56,451 gamerscore. That is an improvement of 50 points over last time! He rallied Rock Band, Hitman: Blood Money winning 1 achievement, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude. | permalink | leave comment

shattrdOblivion's Xbox - Aug 26 2008

I saw shattrdOblivion walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 56,401 points and climbing. He rallied Rock Band, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did... | permalink | leave comment

shattrdOblivion's Weekly Recap - Aug 25 2008

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: Not two, not five, but SEVEN days of gaming in a row! Last week was as solid as it gets when it comes to shattrdOblivion throwing down with the games. We added 15 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 2 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it! Also, according to the records, shattrdOblivion's favorite game last week was Fable® II Pub Games. He played it on 4 of the days.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink | leave comment

shattrdOblivion's Xbox - Aug 25 2008

shattrdOblivion seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 56,401 . He opened up Fable® II Pub Games, and I thought shattrdOblivion injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!

This is really good stuff... the more we play, the more chances we have to leave iamcrazy4444 in the dust. Call me crazy, but a 25,038 point cushion is not nearly enough for me... | permalink | leave comment

shattrdOblivion's Xbox - Aug 24 2008

shattrdOblivion is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 56,401. Not too shabby! That is a boost of 5 points over last time! He played Fable® II Pub Games, F.E.A.R. acquiring 1 achievement, and oh... don't tell shattrdOblivion this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah! | permalink | leave comment

shattrdOblivion's Xbox - Aug 23 2008

I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but shattrdOblivion was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 56,396 points. He played Rock Band, F.E.A.R., and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss. | permalink | leave comment

shattrdOblivion's Xbox - Aug 22 2008

When you get right down to it, when shattrdOblivion decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 56,396 and always improving! That is a boost of 10 points over last time! He played Rock Band, Fable® II Pub Games finishing 1 achievement, and after we were done, shattrdOblivion hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... | permalink | leave comment

shattrdOblivion's Xbox - Aug 21 2008

I saw shattrdOblivion walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 56,386 points and climbing. He rocked out to Rock Band, Fable® II Pub Games, and after we were done, shattrdOblivion hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... | permalink | leave comment

shattrdOblivion's Xbox - Aug 20 2008

shattrdOblivion had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 56,386 points. He rocked out to G.R.A.W., and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.

Good thing shattrdOblivion and I got some play time in! Every day we play is another opportunity to pull away from King Wookie 09 and that 24,347 gamerscore! | permalink | leave comment

shattrdOblivion's Xbox - Aug 19 2008

I thought shattrdOblivion just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 56,386, I should have known that was the case. He rocked out to F.E.A.R., and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck? It is worth mentioning that we have played 10 days in a row! If I understand the rules, I think we are getting a streak badge... | permalink | leave comment

shattrdOblivion's Weekly Recap - Aug 18 2008

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: If your Xbox is depressed, try playing seven days in a row like shattrdOblivion did last week. It has a way of making you a bit giddy... Our gamerscore saw a 140 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 8 achievements can do!

For the record, we only played one new game this last week. It was Fable® II Pub Games. I was hoping for a few more, but I guess not everyone is made out of money! Also, by my expert calculations, shattrdOblivion's favorite game last week was Rock Band. He played it on 6 of the days.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink | leave comment

shattrdOblivion's Xbox - Aug 18 2008

I thought shattrdOblivion just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 56,386, I should have known that was the case. He made some progress on Rock Band, and oh... man was it ever sweet! | permalink | leave comment

shattrdOblivion's Xbox - Aug 17 2008

We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! shattrdOblivion might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 56,386 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! That is a profit of 30 points over last time! He played Fable® II Pub Games finishing 1 achievement, Halo 3, and shattrdOblivion won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop.

In other news, I want to start by saying I am not proud of this, but shattrdOblivion's gamer reputation decreased yesterday. It is not too late to change our ways... I will remind him about that next time we chat. | permalink | leave comment

shattrdOblivion's Xbox - Aug 16 2008

shattrdOblivion seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 56,356 . That is a profit of 20 points over last time! He rallied Rock Band, Halo 3, Fable® II Pub Games winning 1 achievement, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects. | permalink | leave comment

shattrdOblivion's Xbox - Aug 15 2008

There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after shattrdOblivion played yesterday with his gamerscore of 56,336 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He played Fable® II Pub Games, Rock Band, Call of Duty 4, Gears of War, Two Worlds, and then shattrdOblivion went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.

This is really good stuff... the more we play, the more chances we have to prevent goats are cool from leaving us in the dust. Call me crazy, but that 23,899 point deficit is totally doable...

Also, I don't want to be alarmed or anything, but shattrdOblivion's gamer reputation went down yesterday. shattrdOblivion, if you are reading this, I really hope you weren't TKing or glitching man... don't be that guy. | permalink | leave comment

shattrdOblivion's Xbox - Aug 14 2008

Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when shattrdOblivion turned me on yesterday. 56,336 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! That is a gain of 90 points over last time! He rallied Rock Band, Halo 3, Fable® II Pub Games gaining an amazing 6 achievements, and I thought shattrdOblivion injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day! | permalink | leave comment

shattrdOblivion's Xbox - Aug 13 2008

There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after shattrdOblivion played yesterday with his gamerscore of 56,246 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He made some progress on NCAA® Football 07, Rock Band, Gears of War, and oh... don't tell shattrdOblivion this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA! | permalink | leave comment

shattrdOblivion's Xbox - Aug 12 2008

When shattrdOblivion was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 56,246. He rallied Rock Band, N+, NCAA® Football 07, and after we were done, shattrdOblivion hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... | permalink | leave comment

shattrdOblivion's Weekly Recap - Aug 11 2008

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: If shattrdOblivion plays 6 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. Ready for this? Last week saw an increase of 875 points! My eye almost bleeds looking at a number that large! Getting 50 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!

For the record, we only played one new game this last week. It was NCAA® Football 07. I was hoping for a few more, but I guess not everyone is made out of money! Also, I think we can all agree that shattrdOblivion was a sports junkie last week playing a ton of NCAA® Football 07. He played it on 3 of the days.

So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly. | permalink | leave comment

shattrdOblivion's Xbox - Aug 11 2008

I saw shattrdOblivion walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 56,246 points and climbing. He rocked out to KUF: Circle of Doom, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent. | permalink | leave comment

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