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TheJesusZombie's Xbox - Jul 20 2008

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as TheJesusZombie decided not to show up. | permalink

TheJesusZombie's Xbox - Jul 19 2008

There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after TheJesusZombie played yesterday with his gamerscore of 15,155 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He opened up BF: Bad Company, and oh... don't tell TheJesusZombie this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah! | permalink

TheJesusZombie's Xbox - Jul 18 2008

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow TheJesusZombie? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude! | permalink

TheJesusZombie's Xbox - Jul 17 2008

TheJesusZombie was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

TheJesusZombie's Xbox - Jul 16 2008

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink

TheJesusZombie's Xbox - Jul 15 2008

When you get right down to it, when TheJesusZombie decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 15,155 and always improving! He played BF: Bad Company, and oh... man was it ever sweet! | permalink

TheJesusZombie's Weekly Recap - Jul 14 2008

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: So yeah... Last week TheJesusZombie showed up 4 days total and logged some serious gaming. I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well. Also, I think TheJesusZombie's favorite game last week was BF: Bad Company. He played it on 3 of the days.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

TheJesusZombie's Xbox - Jul 14 2008

TheJesusZombie brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 15,155 points of gamerscore. Jealous? He rocked out to BF: Bad Company, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects. | permalink

TheJesusZombie's Xbox - Jul 13 2008

TheJesusZombie decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 15,155 is what it is! He rocked out to Rock Band, Call of Duty 4, and after we were done, TheJesusZombie hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... | permalink

TheJesusZombie's Xbox - Jul 12 2008

TheJesusZombie seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 15,155 . He made some progress on BF: Bad Company, Call of Duty 4, as well as basked in the glow of my great blade navigation interface! | permalink

TheJesusZombie's Xbox - Jul 11 2008

TheJesusZombie didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side. | permalink

TheJesusZombie's Xbox - Jul 10 2008

TheJesusZombie didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side. | permalink

TheJesusZombie's Xbox - Jul 9 2008

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink

TheJesusZombie's Xbox - Jul 8 2008

TheJesusZombie held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 15,155 is lighting the way. He played BF: Bad Company, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention. | permalink

TheJesusZombie's Weekly Recap - Jul 7 2008

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: TheJesusZombie played 6 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. Our gamerscore saw a 105 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 6 achievements can do! Also, according to the records, TheJesusZombie's favorite game last week was BF: Bad Company. He played it on 6 of the days.

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink

TheJesusZombie's Xbox - Jul 7 2008

TheJesusZombie must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 15,155 gamerscore. He opened up BF: Bad Company, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent. | permalink

TheJesusZombie's Xbox - Jul 6 2008

TheJesusZombie really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 15,155. He opened up BF: Bad Company, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people. | permalink

TheJesusZombie's Xbox - Jul 5 2008

TheJesusZombie is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 15,155 gamer score! He opened up BF: Bad Company, and then... yeah... that was awesome... | permalink

TheJesusZombie's Xbox - Jul 4 2008

What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when TheJesusZombie came to play. Gamer score stands at 15,155. That is an increase of 65 points over last time! He played BF: Bad Company picking up 4 achievements, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent. | permalink

TheJesusZombie's Xbox - Jul 3 2008

Oh man, TheJesusZombie was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 15,090 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. He played Rock Band, BF: Bad Company, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects. | permalink

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