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thelazypimp's Xbox - Aug 29 2008

What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when thelazypimp came to play. Gamer score stands at 216,792. That is a gain of 420 points over last time! He played FlatOut UC (PC) adding an amazing 16 achievements, Blazing Angels 2 finishing 1 achievement, Alaskan Storm, and oh... man was it ever sweet! | permalink

thelazypimp's Xbox - Aug 28 2008

thelazypimp showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 216,372. That is an improvement of 210 points over last time! He opened up Asterix Olympic Games gaining an amazing 6 achievements, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once... | permalink

thelazypimp's Xbox - Aug 27 2008

thelazypimp held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 216,162 is lighting the way. That is a gain of 305 points over last time! Welcome to 216,000!! He played Blazing Angels 2 adding an amazing 39 achievements, Asterix Olympic Games adding 5 achievements, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits. | permalink

thelazypimp's Xbox - Aug 26 2008

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right thelazypimp? Back me up! | permalink

thelazypimp's Weekly Recap - Aug 25 2008

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that thelazypimp showed up to game 6 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! Too bad gamerscore isn't money because with an increase of 1700 points we could make some bank. Yay for 86 achievements! w00t!

NEW GAMES! NEW GAMES! NEW GAMES! 3 of them to be exact! Asterix Olympic Games, Guitar Hero: Aerosmith, and Too Human. I want more! I want more! Also, I think we can all agree that thelazypimp's favorite game last week was Asterix Olympic Games. He played it on 3 of the days.

I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough. | permalink

thelazypimp's Xbox - Aug 25 2008

thelazypimp decided to play yesterday. Check out the 215,857 gamer score! That is a boost of 420 points over last time! He rallied Guitar Hero: Aerosmith acquiring an amazing 43 achievements, Asterix Olympic Games finishing an amazing 6 achievements, as well as basked in the glow of my great blade navigation interface! | permalink

thelazypimp's Xbox - Aug 24 2008

Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get thelazypimp's gaming on! Gamer score is 215,437. That is a gain of 105 points over last time! He played The Club acquiring 3 achievements, Asterix Olympic Games picking up 3 achievements, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck? | permalink

thelazypimp's Xbox - Aug 23 2008

thelazypimp is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 215,332? That is an increase of 335 points over last time! That was enough to cross the 215,000 mark! Good stuff! He played Asterix Olympic Games gaining an amazing 15 achievements, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can. | permalink

thelazypimp's Xbox - Aug 22 2008

Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when thelazypimp turned me on yesterday. 214,997 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! That is a boost of 60 points over last time! He played Too Human finishing 4 achievements, as well as basked in the glow of my great blade navigation interface! | permalink

thelazypimp's Xbox - Aug 21 2008

We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! thelazypimp might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 214,937 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! That is a profit of 680 points over last time! He rallied Feeding Frenzy, Too Human picking up an amazing 8 achievements, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad. | permalink

thelazypimp's Xbox - Aug 20 2008

thelazypimp was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

thelazypimp's Xbox - Aug 19 2008

When thelazypimp was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 214,257. That is a profit of 100 points over last time! He opened up WALL•E winning 4 achievements, and oh... man was it ever sweet! | permalink

thelazypimp's Weekly Recap - Aug 18 2008

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: So yeah... Last week thelazypimp showed up 6 days total and logged some serious gaming. Too bad gamerscore isn't money because with an increase of 2235 points we could make some bank. Yay for 233 achievements! w00t!

For the record, we played 5 new games over the last week. They were Kengo Legend of the 9, Madden NFL 08, Madden NFL 09, Need for Speedâ„¢ Carbon, and Stranglehold. They were all fun... in their own little ways. Oh, and thelazypimp must have been in the mood to shoot things last week. We played some serious FPS! BF: Bad Company was the favorite game. He played it on 5 of the days.

So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly. | permalink

thelazypimp's Xbox - Aug 18 2008

thelazypimp was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 214,157 . That is an increase of 285 points over last time! That puts us above 214,000 points! He played WALL•E acquiring an amazing 12 achievements, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent. | permalink

thelazypimp's Xbox - Aug 17 2008

When thelazypimp was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 213,872. That is a profit of 145 points over last time! He rallied NFS ProStreet, C&C3: Kane's Wrath finishing an amazing 10 achievements, BF: Bad Company winning 2 achievements, Need for Speedâ„¢ Carbon winning an amazing 45 achievements, Asteroids & Deluxe, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck? | permalink

thelazypimp's Xbox - Aug 16 2008

Yesterday, thelazypimp decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... PS, the streak is gone... Did you know that we played 27 days in a row up until now? | permalink

thelazypimp's Xbox - Aug 15 2008

When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling thelazypimp that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 213,727. That is an improvement of 200 points over last time! He rallied Alaskan Storm gaining 2 achievements, Stranglehold finishing an amazing 42 achievements, BF: Bad Company, and after that, called it a day. | permalink

thelazypimp's Xbox - Aug 14 2008

thelazypimp was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 213,527 . He played BF: Bad Company, and then thelazypimp had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water. | permalink

thelazypimp's Xbox - Aug 13 2008

Like a king on his throne, thelazypimp said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 213,527 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. That is an increase of 735 points over last time! That was enough to cross the 213,000 mark! Good stuff! He opened up Madden NFL 08 finishing an amazing 46 achievements, NASCAR® 09 gaining 1 achievement, Madden NFL 09 adding an amazing 16 achievements, BF: Bad Company, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad. | permalink

thelazypimp's Xbox - Aug 12 2008

thelazypimp held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 212,792 is lighting the way. That is a profit of 870 points over last time! That was enough to cross the 212,000 mark! Good stuff! He made some progress on Spiderwick Chronicles finishing 1 achievement to complete the game, Kengo Legend of the 9 adding an amazing 40 achievements, The Club finishing an amazing 10 achievements, FIFA Street 3 winning 5 achievements, BF: Bad Company adding 1 achievement, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels. | permalink

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