twenzor's Xbox - Aug 20 2008
Is this thing on? twenzor, where the heck are you?
Is this thing on? twenzor, where the heck are you?
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but twenzor not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 20 days!!
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: twenzor only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
I have now endured 19 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
twenzor... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.
Hey twenzor, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
Come back to me twenzor... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
Is this thing on? twenzor, where the heck are you?
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all twenzor does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when twenzor leaves me cold... and alone...
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
A little news flash for twenzor: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
Come back to me twenzor... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how twenzor digs on that!
10 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope twenzor doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!
twenzor would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. twenzor needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
Hey twenzor, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out...
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey twenzor, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.