tyler808's Xbox - Jul 8 2008
19 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
19 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: NOTHING HAPPENED. tyler808 and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
18 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
I waited all day for tyler808 to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
Hey tyler808, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
tyler808 doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all tyler808 does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
tyler808 doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
Hey tyler808, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... tyler808 stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
I heard someone tell tyler808 to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong.
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 9 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
If tyler808 doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 7 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 6 days of wanting infact...
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 5 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: I told tyler808 that 2 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 10 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 27 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 4 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
I prefer to play games... but if tyler808 needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!