velodyne's Xbox - Aug 28 2008
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after velodyne played yesterday with his gamerscore of 81,045 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is an improvement of 35 points over last time! He rocked out to Castle Crashers acquiring 2 achievements, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
velodyne's Xbox - Aug 27 2008
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when velodyne turned me on yesterday. 81,010 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! That is a gain of 25 points over last time! That puts us above 81,000 points! He rallied TigerWoodsPGATOUR® 09 picking up 2 achievements, Too Human, PGR 4, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
velodyne's Xbox - Aug 26 2008
velodyne likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 80,985 to be as cool as him. That is a boost of 5 points over last time! He played Soulcalibur IV, UNO, TimeShift picking up 1 achievement, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
velodyne's Weekly Recap - Aug 25 2008
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: You can't ask for a better week than when velodyne shows up to play Seven days in a row!! Too bad gamerscore isn't money because with an increase of 675 points we could make some bank. Yay for 24 achievements! w00t!
NEW GAMES! NEW GAMES! NEW GAMES! 3 of them to be exact! Galaga Legions, SMASH COURT TENNISâ„¢ 3, and Too Human. I want more! I want more! Oh, and from what I remember, velodyne's favorite game last week was Galaga Legions. He played it on 3 of the days.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
velodyne's Xbox - Aug 25 2008
velodyne showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 80,980. Up up and away right? That is a boost of 90 points over last time! He made some progress on Too Human acquiring 1 achievement, Galaga Legions, Fable® II Pub Games, GTA IV picking up 1 achievement, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
velodyne's Xbox - Aug 24 2008
velodyne had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 80,890 points. He rocked out to UNO, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.
velodyne's Xbox - Aug 23 2008
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when velodyne showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 80,890. That is an improvement of 115 points over last time! He rallied Too Human winning 4 achievements, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
velodyne's Xbox - Aug 22 2008
velodyne was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 80,775 . That is a boost of 20 points over last time! He opened up BC:Rearmed acquiring 1 achievement, Galaga Legions, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?
velodyne's Xbox - Aug 21 2008
We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! velodyne might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 80,755 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! That is a profit of 70 points over last time! He rallied SMASH COURT TENNISâ„¢ 3, Galaga Legions finishing 3 achievements, Too Human gaining an amazing 6 achievements, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
velodyne's Xbox - Aug 20 2008
When velodyne was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 80,685. That is a gain of 380 points over last time! He made some progress on Harry Potter OOTP gaining an amazing 7 achievements, Condemned 2: Bloodshot acquiring 1 achievement, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.
velodyne's Xbox - Aug 19 2008
velodyne had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 80,305 points. He made some progress on Naruto Rise Of A Ninja, NFS ProStreet, NFS Most Wanted, Full Auto, DEAD OR ALIVE Xtreme 2, Virtua Fighter 5, DEAD OR ALIVE 4, Soulcalibur IV, Monster Jam, The Simpsonsâ„¢ Game, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did... Oh wow, I also didn't realize that we have played 20 days in a row! If I understand the rules, I think we are getting a streak badge...
velodyne's Weekly Recap - Aug 18 2008
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: Not two, not five, but SEVEN days of gaming in a row! Last week was as solid as it gets when it comes to velodyne throwing down with the games. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 225 points so I am happy. Yay for 8 achievements! w00t!
If I had a DOLLAR for every new game I played during the week, I would have 4 bucks! w00t! I can now add BC:Rearmed, Fable® II Pub Games, Madden NFL 09, and NFL Head Coach 09 to my collection... unless they were rentals or demos or betas. I couldn't tell. Also, by my expert calculations, velodyne's favorite game last week was Harry Potter OOTP. He played it on 2 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
velodyne's Xbox - Aug 18 2008
Like a king on his throne, velodyne said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 80,305 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. That is a gain of 40 points over last time! He played Beijing 2008, Conan, Harry Potter OOTP gaining 1 achievement, The Simpsonsâ„¢ Game adding 2 achievements, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad.
velodyne's Xbox - Aug 17 2008
velodyne had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.
velodyne's Xbox - Aug 16 2008
velodyne decided to play yesterday. Check out the 80,265 gamer score! He made some progress on Pac-Man C.E., Ninety-Nine Nights, 1942: Joint Strike, Golden Axe, Contra, Soulcalibur IV, Streets of Rage 2, and after we were done, velodyne hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
velodyne's Xbox - Aug 15 2008
I love to game, you love to game, velodyne loves to game, we all love to game! 80,265 points FTW!!! He opened up Burnout Paradise, Pinball FX, Ninety-Nine Nights, Street Fighter II' HF, Golden Axe, TMNT 1989 Arcade, Soulcalibur IV, and oh... don't tell velodyne this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah!
velodyne's Xbox - Aug 14 2008
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after velodyne played yesterday with his gamerscore of 80,265 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is a gain of 135 points over last time! He opened up Madden NFL 09 gaining 2 achievements, Happy Tree Friends finishing 2 achievements, Metal Slug 3, BC:Rearmed, Fable® II Pub Games, SmackDown vs RAW 2008, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
velodyne's Xbox - Aug 13 2008
velodyne held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 80,130 is lighting the way. That is a gain of 50 points over last time! He opened up NFL Head Coach 09, TimeShift, Madden NFL 09 finishing 1 achievement, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
velodyne's Xbox - Aug 12 2008
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 80,080? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! velodyne is mine! All mine! No touchy! He played Harry Potter OOTP, TimeShift, TMNT 1989 Arcade, and then velodyne developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
velodyne's Weekly Recap - Aug 11 2008
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: Oh man are my cores just rocking... velodyne played seven days last week! SEVEN! That is a NUMBER SEVEN followed by NO ZEROS! HOT! It was productive... Gamerscore went up 585 points so I am happy. Yay for 30 achievements! w00t!
There were only a few games I wanted to try this week velodyne and I only tried one of them: Braid. Oh, and from what I remember, velodyne's favorite game last week was Harry Potter OOTP. He played it on 6 of the days.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
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