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xTye's xbox has been ignored for 109 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.

xTye's Xbox - Jun 18 2008

Hey xTye, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink | leave comment

xTye's Xbox - Jun 17 2008

If I was a dog, xTye would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink | leave comment

xTye's Weekly Recap - Jun 16 2008

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I have to say I hate weeks like this... xTye played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink | leave comment

xTye's Xbox - Jun 16 2008

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink | 1 comment

xTye's Xbox - Jun 15 2008

I just do not understand why xTye paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.

What is really bad is I thought we were starting to catch up to B1g Ez and that 32,530 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause... | permalink | 1 comment

xTye's Xbox - Jun 14 2008

I have come to realize that xTye has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink | leave comment

xTye's Xbox - Jun 13 2008

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*

FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going. | permalink | leave comment

xTye's Xbox - Jun 12 2008

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when xTye leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink | leave comment

xTye's Xbox - Jun 11 2008

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. xTye is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink | leave comment

xTye's Xbox - Jun 10 2008

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...

It is probably better that xTye didn't play yesterday... it gives SparkyMP an opportunity to add to that 26,250 gamerscore and increase the lead... Booooo! | permalink | 1 comment

xTye's Weekly Recap - Jun 9 2008

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought xTye might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink | leave comment

xTye's Xbox - Jun 9 2008

Here I sit broken hearted... xTye has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink | leave comment

xTye's Xbox - Jun 8 2008

I waited all day for xTye to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink | leave comment

xTye's Xbox - Jun 7 2008

Here I sit broken hearted... xTye has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink | 1 comment

xTye's Xbox - Jun 6 2008

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink | leave comment

xTye's Xbox - Jun 5 2008

A little news flash for xTye: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.

What is really bad is I thought we were starting to catch up to Music72 and that 25,733 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause... | permalink | leave comment

xTye's Xbox - Jun 4 2008

I waited all day for xTye to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink | leave comment

xTye's Xbox - Jun 3 2008

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink | leave comment

xTye's Weekly Recap - Jun 2 2008

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink | leave comment

xTye's Xbox - Jun 2 2008

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all xTye does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink | leave comment

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